Eleutheromania

An insatiable desire for freedom — write the thesis before the trade.

June 12, 20261 min

Stepping in Front of a Freight Train?

Going Short Semis I went short SMH at $621. And as I typed that last sentence, I watched it tick up to $622. Oh boy. I feel reasonably confident we’ll continue this decline....

June 12, 20263 min

Trump, Commodus, and the UFC on the White House Lawn

Fun fact: the UFC event will take place on the White House lawn this weekend, right on time for Trump’s 80th birthday. This shit is right out of a History of Rome podcast. Keep...

June 12, 20262 min

Iran's Foreign Minister Says a Deal With the U.S. Is Almost Finalized

For context, this is the same man whom a member of Iran’s IRGC called an “idiot” — declaring the strait “still closed,” to be opened only “by the order of our leader, Imam...

June 11, 20262 min

SPCX

The largest IPO in history — wrapped around one of the smallest floats ever offered. The Setup SpaceX goes public on June 12th at $135 per share, putting an initial market...